nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

  • Me: THIS FUCKING SHIP
  • Me: THESE STUPID CHARACTERS
  • Me: YOU'RE BOTH IDIOTIC ASSHOLES
  • Me: AND I HATE YOU
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: otp
and i knew it was bad
when i woke up in the mornings
and the only thing i looked
forward to was going
back to bed

poems from my uncle’s grave  (via irynka)